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Lady, yo what the fuck? That's a hit and run.

Um, excuse me, personal space here. I have no idea what you're talking about.

In the parking lot, you hit my car, I tried to flag you down, and then you took off.

So you followed me? What are you, some kind of ******* or something? I should call the police, shouldn't I?

Call the police? And tell them what? That a bitch hit my car and took off?